Honky Tonking Sunday Afternoon

You haven't lived a complete life until you have spent a Saturday night or a Sunday afternoon in a Honky Tonk Bar where the mamas are hot and the papas are studs.

If you think you have been in a Honky Tonk remember is not a real authentic one unless they have a aluminum ash trays so you can't whack someone on the side of the head, drinks are served in plastic cups, you had to check your six shooter at the door, there were horses tied up out front and sawdust was on the floor to soak up the blood from the fights.

So, what do you do with the honky tonk happiness
What do make when you make a new friend
Maybe it's love, not just honky tonk happiness
Maybe it's really, not just pretend
The morning after honky tonkin' pleasure
You danced all night to that honky tonkin' band
If folks still feel alonely when they're together
There'll always be another one night stand.