Here at Man City your every wish can be fulfilled.
We offer the lastest in cloning skills and can recreate your dream man from any DNA sample you give us.
We also offer for a minimal cost subliminal training so that as your new man develops he is taught whatever you wish him to know in just five days.
Are you feelling a little on the wild side today?
Just go to our Off The Wall departnent and buy or rent an off of the rack kind of guy.
You never know what you might get here but unlike real life you can always bring him back and get a new one 24/7.
