Confessions Of A Bowflex Babe
| Last year this time I was a dodgy old lady of 50 who had nothing to do but go to the park with my Weenie Dog and on Sundays go display myself and my bling bling in church with the faint hope I might attract the eye of a rich old man.|
One fateful dateless Saturday night I caught a Bowflex commercial on TV.
| The sight of those hunky guys got my juices stirring and I thought I'm gonna get me one of those.|
I traded my bling bling and Weenie Dog in for a Bowflex Power Pro XTLU.
|In one short year I have gone from wishing for old men to hanging out at the pool with young studs.|